big old dick, oil slick
hiding bunkers of badness but when
do citizens think?
ca-clink, as pentagon corridors slink
take a ponderous drink:
redickless cheney
not quite brainy
but plenty zany
in sum laugh out loud
twisted strangerlove kinda way
what else is there to say but:
cheney is the dastardly duke of death
asinine architect of assassination
hubristic hitman with a military-industrial complex:
evil's putrid morning breath
treachery's chosen concubine
deceit's favorite pair of loafers
the star athlete of hypocrisy
a five star vampire who would lobby
for anyone without a pulse.
redickless cheney
could be
adolf hitler's reincarnated snot
the intractable dandruff of attila the hun
the chronic diarrhea of backroom deals
and the dungheap of hidden handshakes
on behalf of the trilateral commission.
redickless cheney
the reverent belch of white supremacy
the call-girl of corporate swine
a put-option walking accounting irregularity
the kind of guy who would enjoy sex with jellyfish
and then tell your kids to go join the army.
redickless cheney
the best buddy of the best
war criminals dictators torturers drug runners
polluters death squads terrorist cabals
fraudsters pundits and coup plotters
a malignant tumor on the backside
of what could be.
redickless cheney
the antithesis of grassroots organizing
the antagonist of labor unions
the backstabber of solar panels
the opponent of evolution
the kind of shameless crook
for whom democracy is just another commodity
an overgrown fratboy with a moldy passport
stamped in each of the nine circles of hades.
halliburton: a haiku:
big old dick, oil slick
hiding bunkers of badness but when
do citizens think?
