twinkle twinkle
little star
success is only
a brand new car.
little bo peep
lost his sheep
they all became yuppies
snorting cocaine to sleep.
little miss moffit
sat on her toffit
exploiting her servants
and turning a profit.
jack and jill
went up a hill
and yet the mall
was further still.
humpty dumpty
had a great fall
he liked photos of kissinger
on his cubicle wall.
the winkle man
came down our street
he burned a big cross
and wore a white sheet.
the itsy bitsy spider
crawled up the water spout
but it was laced with arsenic
and there was no way out.
